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Below
is information describing the specifications of required account information
and specifications of unallowable account information. Click on a topic
for an explanation of each.
Select
one of the following:
1. Technical and Content Specifications of Photos
2. Converting Photos to Electronic (or "Digital") Photos
for Use on the Internet
3. Redo Your Existing Digital Photo Files
4. Photo Conversion Services Available
5. Notice Regarding Photo Content
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1.
Technical
and Content Specifications of Photos
The following is a list of requirements of any photos that you include in your
profile:
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Acceptable
electronic file formats: .jpg, .jpeg, .gif
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Less
than 32k electronic file size
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The
image(s) must advertise the services of only your clown character
(not booking agencies, clowning companies, etc). Photo content
(signage, text, etc) which advertises a product or service other than
the service of your own clown character is not allowable. Content of
all photos must be significantly and clearly wholesome and
child/family-friendly. We are very strict on this. There are NO
exceptions to this requirement. NOTE: We RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHAT IS OR IS NOT
APPROPRIATE PHOTO CONTENT.
It is
likely that you have photos of your clown character available but they
may not be converted (digitized) for web usage. However, many clowns
already have digitized photo files but they have not been professionally
made "web-ready" to the extent that they should be for proper
web usage. Below is information for both instances. <top>
2.
Converting
Photos to Electronic (or "Digital") Photos for Use on the Internet
If properly and professionally done, photos have a 3-step process to be best
ready for web usage.
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A
scanner (computer
hardware equipment) is used to create an electronic image of your
photo.
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Software
is used to "crop" and / or resize the dimensions (width
and height is usually in inches) of the photo to a size that best presents
the photo content.
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Another
software feature is used to "optimize" the photo. This is
an computerized process that typically reduces the electronic file
size of the digital image so that the photo gets displayed faster
on a prospective customer's monitor screen. There is a distinctive
difference between actual photo dimensions and electronic file size. If not professionally
and properly "optimized", this process can cause the photo
to look poorly, which, of course, can make you, the clown, look
unprofessional. Photo optimization is the biggest problem that clowns experience with managing their clown accounts.
Because of this, we offer the service of preparing photos for
your clown account profile (see "Photo Conversion Services"
below). <top>
3.
Existing
Digital Photo Files
Many clowns already have existing digital photos. Very often these photos have
been converted to electronic format but are not professionally "cropped",
properly resized, and/or properly "optimized" and, consequently, do
not meet certain specifications (see "Technical Specifications of Photos"
above). It is very common for us to provide the service to correct this problem
for clowns. We charge $10 per photo, or $35 for 5 photos, for this service. See "Photo Conversion
Services" below for more information. <top>
4.
Photo
Conversion Services
We have converted hundreds of pictures for clowns who are registered with us.
Our graphic artist only charges $10 each or you can visit a Kinko's or a local
graphic artist's business - either one usually charges a nominal fee of about
$10 - $15 per picture for converting the photo to an electronic file, resizing
it, and then optimizing it. If you want us to do it for you, all you have to
do is email the photo file to info@clownsforhire.com or mail the photos to us
that you want converted. If you wish to have them mailed back to you, please
include an additional $5 (for all of them - not per photo).
Contact us for mailing address.
Our graphic
artist will make the photo(s) web-ready and optimal for use in your account and/or any other web-related advertisement
you may currently have or might have in the future. If you wish to
have ClownsForHire.com do this for you, send
$10 for each photo via www.Paypal.com to info at clowns for hire .com (Paypal
is a company owned by eBay for making payments online) The subject
of the email should be: ClownsForHire - Digital Photos and the note should be
your clown name and Location. IMPORTANT: Without your clown name and
Location, we will not know
which account the photos are for. DO NOT FORGET THIS!! Additionally,
simple instructions
are provided on the home page of Paypal.
We'll
have the work done within a day or two of receipt of the payment and
we'll send you the files via email. <top>
5.
NOTICE
REGARDING PHOTO CONTENT
We reserve the right to strictly monitor what we feel is or is not child or
family-friendly photo content in each clown's profile on our site. It is regrettable
that there must be a level of "policing" regarding content that will
not be allowed in the profile registrations of some Clowns. There always seems
to be a "bad apple in every barrel" and occasionally, someone will
try to use the service of ClownsForHire.com to propagate an agenda that is not
conducive to what we feel is simple, clean Clowning entertainment suitable for
traditional, mainstream, wholesome, "children-friendly" family entertainment.
We like to test content material by asking the following question about it:
Is it mainstream, wholesome, "children-friendly" and family-suitable?
If not (or even possibly not), then it is not allowed. If, when trying to determine
content suitability that might possibly be marginally suitable, then assuming
a "better-safe-than-sorry" posture would probably be beneficial to
you because that subject content will likely not be allowed. NOTE THAT CLOWNSFORHIRE.COM
RESERVES THE RIGHT TO DETERMINE ALLOWABLE CONTENT. Content which is slanderous,
hateful, or generally adversarial or derogatory towards an individual or group
is not allowed on ClownsForHire.com. Services promoting or offering services
with any type or degree of sexual implication, "cross-gender dressing",
dating or escort services disguised or uniformed as clowns, or otherwise similar
services are not allowed on ClownsForHire.com. Soft or hard core sexually oriented
content or products, evil content with "spiritual" implications, wizardry,
witchery, hints of dealings with the nature of the occult, as well as other
new-age mysticism content is not exemplary of content allowable on or accessible
through ClownsForHire.com. This includes, but is not limited to textual content,
graphic artwork, pictorial content, audio/video content (whether streaming or
not), etc. Additionally not allowed are links from ClownsForHire.com to other
websites whose content is similar to the aforementioned. Please note that all
new or modified registrations will most likely be reviewed within 1 to 10 working
days of posting and those that have disallowed content will be promptly removed
without notice. No exceptions will be made. We simply ask that content provided
in a registration on ClownsForHire.com would be suitable for children and/or
wholesome, family-oriented viewing. We encourage anyone and everyone using any
of the services provided by ClownsForHire.com to please notify us if you discover
content on ClownsForHire.com with material inclusive of any of the aforementioned
disallowed forms or types of content.
If we
remove one or more photos that you included in your clown profile, feel
free to re-upload the photo (or a different one) when it has been modified
it to fit the specifications as described in the instructions found
on this page and/or your Account Home Page. Please note that our system
sends us an email notifying us of any and every change made to anyone's
account, regardless of the size or type of the change. We personally
review every change to make sure that all requirements are complied
with and, more importantly, to monitor for appropriate content in order
to maintain a child/family-friendly site. We ask everyone to please
respect this. <top>
See also Account Requirements
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